The Librarian is the librarian at Mellowbrook Elementary School. She's brutal just like Ms. Chicarelli (but even worse) and tries anything to kill Kick in "If Books Could Kill". She is shown to be power-hungry and claims anything that is put in the library return box as hers, including a book belonging to Kick and even a sandwich which Gunther accidentally dropped. She makes a second speaking appearance in "Shh!" when Kick goes to the library with the Nuzzlet that he has to study. She threatens to kill Kick if he wakes her from her nap but when she does wake up she thinks Ronaldo is the one responsible for destroying the library. Because of this she tries to kill him with a laser in a reference to the James Bond film "Goldfinger".