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Gunther's Rap is a song from "Garage Banned". It is performed by Gunther, as he raps when he gets really mad.


Gunther creates this song in seconds. He raps while he gets really mad, to take off the anger. While Gunther is singing, other people (like Emo Kid, Jackie and others) arrive playing instruments. Kick loves the music and then, he creates his band.


Gunther: Oh no he didn't!
Uh! uh! Uh! Yeah! Come on uh huh what?
Brother wasn't raised in a violent way
But this vagabond's got one down

Callin' me a woman every day
Results in you screamin' now. (Un!)

Papercut Peterson: (screams)

Gunther: Always puttin' on a smile when all Kick does is sit around and frown
You think that I'm the clown
Or just the comic relief?
When all I wanna do is bite you with my teeth!

Ch-Chica Ch-Ch-Chicarelli Chicarelli.

Kick: Whoa, Gunther!

Gunther: Oh, and another thing
Rasins in my brownies

Mom, what you thinkin'?!
Can I have a word with you in the foyer?
On second thought, I'd rather speak to my lawyer
And see the look on her face
As he presents my case
And destroys her!
That'll teach her
Not to mess with me
And the thousand year-old Viking brownie recipe
Don't bake it like that! Uh-uh
Don't bake it like that! Why? Huh?
Don't bake it like that! Uh, fool, please!

And why does Mrs. Fitzpatrick always say
"Gunther, you're slackin' in every way"?
Why do you say that I'm slackin'?
Cause I choose the back of the classroom to do my nappin'?

Then off to the C to the A F to the Teria
Where all the flavor's be lackin'
My lips still smackin'
Friends crackalackin'
And all you haters will find me packin'
My lunch.


Kick: Wow, Gunther! Where'd you learn how to rap?

Gunther: Say what?

Kick: Rap!


  • The vocals are provided by Matt Jones, Gunther's voice actor.