Kick is prepared to go to the "Mellowbrook Demolition Derby", and to get a souvenir shard of wreckage, only to find out it's report card day at school. Afraid his dad won't take him to the derby after seeing his horrible grades, Kick tries to get the report card from the mail office. However, the mailman ends up taking the mail and delivering it to Kick's home, leaving Kick to get the report card before his dad reads it. Unfortunately, Brad finds out about Kick's report card and becomes bent on making sure Harold sees it. It becomes a race for the card as both Kick and Brad try to get it. Eventually, Harold finds it and reads it, but it turns out Kick had nothing to worry about as his grades have actually improved. Kick ends up going to the derby, but due to all the pain he went through to get the report card, he ends up in a full body cast and misses all of the action. Along with that, Harold mistakes Kick's souvenir shard as his new letter opener, and grounds Kick for trying to hide his report card.
Brad is seen still hanging from the tree branch. He calls his family members (mom, dad, Brianna, "Dilweed"), then sadly says "Yeah Brad".